Aside from the war on terror, there is a second war being waged... The War on Pigeons! Recently here in NY councilman Simcha Felder has proposed that the city impose a $1,000 fine for anyone caught feeding pigeons.... come on? He figures that this will control the number of them in New York? If I were to list the top 5 things that people identify with New York... pigeons would have to be on that list. Here's my list:
1. Times Square
2. horrendous traffic
3. street meat and pretzels
4. skyscrapers and...
5. PIGEONS !!!
These foul birds have been here long before the gangs of NY or Ellis Island, and will be here long after we're gone. They have been holding NY down for generations; these birds are as old as New York itself. Our state bird is the Eastern Bluebird... WHAT? I have NEVER seen an eastern bluebird walking around the sidewalks of NY, but I've seen plenty of pigeons! Our new state bird should be the Manhattan Pigeon! Send a letter to Mr. Simcha Felder demanding to make the pigeon our new state bird. This shirt is for our dirty feathery friends. Visit our site: http://www.secretagenda.net/ for purchasing details.
2 comments:
Are they really trying to do that? That's horrid! If I ever see a T-shirt like yours, I'm buying it.
That is absolutely Horrid.. you are right... you should by a shirt just go to www.secretagenda.net and you can get one and make a change for those pigeons ;D
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